Fapiduous
The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.
"Why did he call out sick today?"
"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."
"Fapiduous?"
"Yeah, apparently its serious."
"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."
"Fapiduous?"
"Yeah, apparently its serious."