fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

Fap Out

The act of falling asleep due to heavy masturbation

Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man?
Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

Fap it out

When you get rejected by a girl so you just fap it out and move on

Becca didn't show up so I had to fap it out

fap it out

To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls.

I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight."

fap it out

When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap.

Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today!
Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!

俚语	fapped out
释义	fapped out Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit "What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages." "He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now." Fap Out The act of falling asleep due to heavy masturbation Tim: Why weren't you at the party last night, man? Chase: Sorry bro, I was watching porn before and I had to fap out Fapped out When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts. "I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut." Fap it out When you get rejected by a girl so you just fap it out and move on Becca didn't show up so I had to fap it out fap it out To masturbate when a man gets a boner, but he wasn't particularaly looking to get a boner. So, he must masturbate, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue balls. I was just watching TV, minding my own business, when I stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, tits shaking like water balloons. Naturally, I popped a boner. But, since I'm single, there was no one home to satisfy me. Angrily, I said to myself, "I guess I'll have to fap it out. I'm really not in the mood for blue balls tonight." fap it out When you see a sexy girl (e.g. at the YouTube) and you are single, so there is no other way than to fap. Teenager (coming home from school): Hey dad, my classmate Jill was really hot today! Dad: Aww, you must be horny! Go to your room quickly and fap it out!
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