fappie
Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.
*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"
fappie
A very long, lucious eyelash.
"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"
Fappiness
The feeling of contentment after jerking off.
"Why's Brian grinning?"
"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
fappy
A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.
Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!
fappy
When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut
John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours
Fappy
The state of simultaneously being full and happy.
After scrounging down that huge burrito, Jimmy felt pleasently fappy.
Fappy
A person who loves to fap and happy while doing it
Man, him and her had a fun time being fappy with each other