Fappin' Fever
When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).
Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...