Fapricate
(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.
See similar: Blumpkin
See similar: Blumpkin
Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.
Guy 2: Gross.
Guy 2: Gross.
faprication
fabrications of lies are like verbal mastuerbation
-fapping at the mouth
-see fap
-fapping at the mouth
-see fap
"lies and faprications"
faprication
The self-induced, euphoric pleasure one gets from knowingly and willingly fabricating lies about someone, some thing or one's political enemies.
"John engaged in total faprication about his ex wife after she came out better than he did from their divorce."
fapricator
A jerkoff that takes credit for your idea.
That fapricator took my idea.
Fapricated Cloth
A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.
Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.