fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

fapsturbate

To masturbate furiously, or fap.

I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn?

Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

Fapsturbating

Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member.

Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

俚语	fapsturbation
释义	fapsturbation A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'. "My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week." "Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it." fapsturbate To masturbate furiously, or fap. I'm serious, did you fapsturbate to my porn? Fapsturbate An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley. Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash" You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE! Fapsturbation Fap•stur•ba•tion The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony. "Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!" Fapsturbation Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet. "Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?" "Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while." Fapsturbating Masturbating whilst doing a handstand But at a very ferocious pace after you shouted a family member. Cai was fapsturbating and his mum came in and ended up with a facefull of disappointment Fapsturbation To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity. Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball? Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.
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