Faptain
Variation of Captain Obvious.
The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".
Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain
The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap
random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"
Faptain
A captain that leads a group of fappers to their next porn video.
Hogan was a great faptain for his friends.
faptain
A person that faps way too much.
Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.
Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.
Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.