faptarded
Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.
The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
Faptard
One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.
Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
faptard
Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.
G Bush is the biggest faptard I know
faptard
UncleKenny
You fucking faptard unclekenny
faptard
a fat, retarded & disgusting man.
meatloaf or Marlon Brando
faptard
A person who has an addiction to orgasm.
That guy is a faptard, he faps to Taylor Swift 50 times a day.
Faptard
The word used to describe someone who masturbates too much and is a bit of a retard.
Szymon, you are such a faptard my guy, you need to stop masturbating times a day.