Faptivism
When an activist (namely Jason Russell) faps in public, thus discrediting anything this "faptivist" ever stood for and bringing about the demise of his campaign.
Kony2012 supporter: I really identify with Jason Russell's cause to catch Kony by the end of 2012!
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
Learned individual: You must be feelin' salty to support faptivism
faptivism
First pioneered by Jason Russell in March 2012 faptivism is the practice of vigorous fapping as a means of achieving political or other goals often through public demonstrations, fap mobs etc.
"did you hear that the kony 2012 guy suffered a mental breakdown?"
"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."
"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."
faptivity
a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company
What'd you do this weekend?
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.
Word.
Faptive
When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.
Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.
faptivating
Inspiring disproportionate amounts of masturbation
"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"
"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
Faptivate
a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.
i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.
Sexually Faptive
The time in which a male becomes active in the act of masturbation.
I cant get a girlfriend, so im still sexually faptive.