faptor
An individual who is over aggressive about masturbating, often putting aside friendship to stroke his banana
That guy has no friends because he is a faptor!
Faptor
A mythical beast that represents a dinosaur but has a long tail with a hand like apparatus attached to the end. It runs around and beats it’s meat all day hence the name “faptor”. The faptor is critically endangered due to oachers over hunting it because of the remarkably high quality lubricant it naturally expelled from the hand.
“My husband got me real, 100
Percent pure faptor lube for my birthday.”
Percent pure faptor lube for my birthday.”
Faptoring
The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.
Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.