Fapucino
The byproduct of clandestinely rubbing one out in a coffee shop, although not necessarily into your drink. A favorite morning 'upper' among East Coast homeless folks.
Ray: While I was at Starbucks this morning, I noticed a downtrodden gentleman sitting in the corner brewing himself a fresh Fapucino.
Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.
Dan: I wonder if it was a Skinny Fapucino.