Farage
To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
Farage
(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
Farage
To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.
John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.
Farage
A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.
Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
Farage
A culinary journey through the palate, featuring a wide variety of flavours, textures, and cultural influences.
Last night's dinner was a true Farage, taking us on a delicious journey through the Indian Ocean Rim and the influence of colonization on their recipes.
farage
A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.
You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.
farage
(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar
Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.