farcade
the cross between a farce and a facade.
Katie's new boob job was such a farcade.
farcade
When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.
I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.