Farhad mentality
anything that could ever possibly seem to have some sort of importance to someone in some place in time being placed in the sentence commonly used by Farhad, "I need to {item or action of possible importance} so badly..."
Stereotypical Farhad Mentality inspired moment:
(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)
Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."
(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)
Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."