Farkiss
Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"