Farmer's Wife
Someone who is married or partner to a Farmer
* receives crumpets*
Thank you Farmer's Wife
Thank you Farmer's Wife
Farmer’s Wife
A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
Mule Farmers Wife
Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife
Farmer's Wife
The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!