Farquat

Bipolar self centered jackasses who think their already a rockstar. They are generally short and fat and have a small penis. They also give whatever poor arbitrary girl they can find Herpasyphacockalaids is the back of his Jeep, and on occasian swine flu. Often have random outbursts of anger when insulted about hot cousins, minimal amounts of hot chocolate, and people not picking up their trash. Beware, they attract demon chairs like black people to a KFC. They generally claim to smoke alotta pot and sit in class going "dude I'm so high," like a strait deuche.

the very small lord from shrek, he is quite a small weaner however obession with him is an easy trap to fall into

(v) Far-kwat' To perform a useless task or to idle about.