Alyssa A

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.

A beautiful, kind yet stubborn girl who has a contagious high- pitched laugh. She can be over dramatic and crazy at times but that's what makes her beautiful. Boys fall head over heels in love with her after meeting her for the first time. Her personality lights up a room and you won't be able to control your smile when she looks at you. She is one of the most loyal friends you'll ever have and will stay by you all the time.

Someone who enjoys the little things. Values the small motives or the small things about a person. They know their place in a situation. Romance is difficult for them but find it easy to help someone else or give advice to someone. Alyssa's take pride in what they do and love and don't let anyone stand in the way, they may not handle stress that well, but they do their best. Alyssa's are beautiful. They never believe that they are, but their eyes are perfect and no matter what they wear or do with their hair they look pretty. Most people find Alyssa's hard to love, but those who do are not disappointed.

The most kind and fucking amazing girl in the universe. She'll stay up all night just to text you, and she knows you better than you do. If you ever meet an Alyssa, don't fuck around. She is a godess.

Alyssa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She’s the sweetest person you ever meet and will respect you the same way you respect her. Every time you look at her in the eyes you will get lost and it’s like looking in to space. She will always make you happy in every way and will always help you from having a bad day to a really great day. She will always be there for you no matter day and night, she will support you throughout everything and encourage you.

Alyssa is the type of girl that is always able to find a way to smile she can turn the world into a much better better place with just a turn of the cheek. Alyssa's usually like to dance but sometimes doesn't like to show people her dances. Alyssa is willing to do tons of work just for a small reward she will help you if only you ask. She would be happy to talk to you but she just wants you to speak up first and then she can chat all day long.

The name of perfection (Sorry Jesus), the name of the most amazing girl in the universe. She's smart, she's strong and she's hell'a gorgeous. She'll give you butterflies every time you see her. She can make anyone feel great about themselves. She will tough it through anything. She redefines everything you thought you loved in a person.

When you're with Alyssa; You can't help but smile, she'll make you do it in style. You can't help but cry when there's a tear in her eye. You'd run a thousand miles to walk her down the aisle. You'd think you can fly, her good looks could make you die. Alyssa is awesome.