Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.

The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.

A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.

A fart that smells somewhat good.

A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*

When vaginal flatulence occurs during menstruation and an external expulsion of blood occurs.