fart bark
when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
Fart barking
When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
fart-bark
A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.
Shut up, fart-bark!
Bark Fart
When one passes wind in the sound of a dogs bark
'bark'
"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"
"did u just hear a dog?"
"nope, i just did a bark fart!"
Bark fart
When your large dog barks & farts at the same time.
The doorbell rang & my Mastiff jumped off my bed & bark farted as he ran to the door.
Bark Fart
When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.
The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?