Fartbeat
The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"
Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"
Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"
Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
In A Fartbeat
Showing little importance or significance; eventually.
Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.
Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.
fartbeat
When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.
After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.