Fart Dragon
A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.
Scott needs to stop fart dragon. It smelled terrible when he came over here to talk to me.
Black Fart Dragon
The Black Fart Dragon is when you are about to eat a girls ass but then she farts. You still lick it though because you love your boo.
Lucas: Ayo son where were you last night?
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!
Dragon Fart
Stinging flatulence that is the end result of consuming large quantities of very spicy food. The spicier the food the more the "burning" sensation resembles the breath of a Dragon in its intensity.
Roger: Hell yeah! I ate least twenty buffalo wings man.
Duane: I warned you, now it's only a matter of time before you start layin' down some nasty Dragon Farts. The stink is the least of your worries.
Duane: I warned you, now it's only a matter of time before you start layin' down some nasty Dragon Farts. The stink is the least of your worries.
Dragon Farts
When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound
*trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds of chairs being dragged about* Damn Dragon Farts!
Dragon farts
An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him