Fart Fact 7
There are lots of fart jokes, but this one holds a record, it’s around 4000 years old and is the oldest known joke. It's an ancient Sumerian proverb that says, "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman who did not fart in her husband's lap.”
Fart fact 7 must have happened to every bloke who has ever had a girl sit on his lap.