Fartification
noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.
I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.
Fartification
A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.
"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."
fartification
Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.
Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.