fart in a mitten
The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
fart in a mitten
You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com
Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.
fart in a mitten
When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around
that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten
a fart in a mitten
Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.
Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.
fart in the mitten
Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.
Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.