Fartlesnazzle
Fartlesnazzle originated from the ancient and pristine language Luxembourgian. The word describes the victim of the insult as a long hair greasy bimbo who smells of BO (Body odour). The insult gained traction as slang in August 1672, when the Dutch people ate their Prime Minister in The Hague. The word was initially used as an insult towards people who did not partake in the consumption of the Dutch Prime Minister Johan De Witt and his brother Cornelis. The word is still used today as an insult towards people who do not shower very often. It is unknown how the word evolved in such a strange way.
Matthew is such a fartlesnazzle. He only showers twice a month!