Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

俚语	fart life
释义	Fart Life The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate. Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him. Old Fart Life A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death. My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
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