fartling
A derogatory term for a small child.
At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.
Fartle
Past tense: fartled
When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.
When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.
Person One:
Person Two:
Person One: ______/—pfffff—\\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you
Person Two:
Person One: ______/—pfffff—\\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you
Fartled
When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
fartle
When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.
I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.
Fartled
Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?
Sorry, you fartled me.
Sorry, you fartled me.
fartled
to be startled by a loud fart
My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.
fartle
to startle unwary persons with a fart
my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled