Fart Lock
The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.
"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"
fartness lockness
a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!