fartology
The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.
After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.
fartology
The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.
Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.
fartology
the study of both intestinal gas as well as the release of intestinal gas
I would like to study fartology just so I can understand why people get so much gas.
Doctor of Fartology
A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
AP Fartology
An advanced placement course offered in high school to those who are so advanced in their farting studies that they leave their gaseous neophyte cohorts in the immense and highly noxious fartclouds they so artfully create.
I was not at all surprised to find my best friend there on that first day of AP Fartology, as he and I had most certainly established ourselves early on as the crowned fart kings of the seventh grade.