fart on you
Used either to compliment someone that's just made you happy or used insult someone (ex. in the same sense of the term "bitch").
Person A: "Hey I got us tickets to that concert for Saturday"
Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"
or
Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."
Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."
Person B: "No way! I'll could literally fart on you right now!"
or
Person A: "Sheila is such a bitch, all she does it talk shit."
Person B: "Dude ikr, I hate her. I'm literally gonna fart on her."
a fart on you
An old timey way of saying Fuck You
oh a fart on you Mr. johnson
fart you
When someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me
"Fart you, oh excuse me
I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?
Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss