fart pants
Pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. This creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.
Oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.
poop skiddy fart pants
A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
You are a poop skiddy fart pants