fart parade
a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.
you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot
Fart Parade
A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.
Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.