Fart Phobia
The fear of farting around other people.
Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia
The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"