fartriloquist
Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.
Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.
fartriloquist
A person who passes the blame when he passes the gas. One who farts and gets someone else blamed.
The dad yelled at his son, "did you shit" after the fartriloquist in Walmart completed his performance.
fartriloquist
far·tril·o·quist
noun /farˈtriləkwist/
fartriloquists, plural
1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.
noun /farˈtriləkwist/
fartriloquists, plural
1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.
My son thinks he is an accomplished fartriloquist.
fartriloquist
One who throws their fart in the same way a ventriloquist throws their voice. {Can be used in regard to sound and/or smell}
1. I went to see that professional fartriloquist the other night. They were fartnominal!
2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!
2. My brother is an armature fartriloquist; holiday's are always a rootin', tootin' time!
fartriloquist
The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.
It wasn't me...the cat is a talented fartriloquist.
Fartriloquist
One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.
Steve: You stink!
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
Chuck: Wasn't me.
Chad: Wasn't me either...
Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.
Fartriloquist
1. One who has the ability to 'throw' their farts. Thus misdirecting the source of the smell and absolving themselves of any blame;
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
2. A master in the art of Fartriloquism.
John: Who the eff farted?! Was that you Steve?
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.
Steve: No, it was that guy Danny over there in the corner. He's an expert Fartriloquist.