Fart suit

Matching sweatpants and sweatshirt worn together at the same time while farting around not doing shit.

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

When snowboarding in the intense cold or active snowfall, it is advisable to create a seal preventing the entry of such discomforts.

in the event this transpires, you may fart. the fart will encase your body and eventually move towards the only opening, your face. you will receive notice that your sneaky fart suit is zipped up once you can smell it. this may surprise you.

active pressure to the fart suit my lead others to believe that you have a fart mask on, see fart mask.

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.