fart surprise
Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.
front fart surprise
When a lady queefs for the first time.
I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.
front fart surprise
When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.