Fart Train
To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.
Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!
Dude: Ok!
fart train
To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers
Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!
train fart
when you do a backflip over a train
i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014