fart in a trance
Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.
Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.
Fart trance
To be caught in a mental state of un-knowing whilst constantly dropping farts
Brad wont be attending school today, as he iscsught in a fart trance