Alzheimer's
A disease most commonly found in the older generation of people causing them to lose pre-existing memories and have trouble making new ones. More serious cases can lead to difficulty with language, disorientation, mood swings, etc.
Lil' Jimmy: "Mama, why doesn't Grandpa remember me?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Mama: "He's got Alzheimer's, Honey, he won't remember you."
Lil' Jimmy: "Oh... Will Grandma get Old-Timer's too then?"
Alzheimer's
Another nasty dementia that robs your loved ones of their own mind and makes you grieve them while they are still physically alive. There's much medical work being done to find a cure because it is going to hit alot of boomers hard in the next few years the same way it hit their parents hard.
Doctor: Your Mom's in the early stages of Alzheimer'.
Me: What is Alzheimer's?
Doctor: Alzheimer's is a form of dementia that destroys memories
Me: What is Alzheimer's?
Doctor: Alzheimer's is a form of dementia that destroys memories
Alzheimer's
I don't remember.
Wut?- Alzheimer's
Alzheimer
A disease affecting your Central Nervous System especially brain. It is caused by accumulated beta amyloid plaques and tau plaques that kill the neutrons. Thr disease causes progressive loss of cognitive functions, which means person is likely to have memory loss, disorientation, etc. and after some time (3-9 years) patient dies from loss of live functions, mostly from respiratory failure. There is currently no cure, however the fact of incurable disease attracts large number of scientists to work on it. Main ideas of possible cure are focused on stopping the progress of accumulating amyloid plaques, destroying them via immune system (proposed Alzheimer vaccine), etc.
A dad of my friend has been diagnosed with Alzheimer disease. It was a heartbreaking news for them.
Alzheimer’s
A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.
A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted. A disease that makes old people forget things quickly, the brain of an Alzheimer’s patient is usually very crumpled up and twisted.
Alzheimers
When you forget things.
What was the word again?
What was the word again?
Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
Alzheimers
Doing LSD and a laxative at the same time. "Free trial of being a senior"
A: Ay boys im about to do some laxatives to detox who doing it with me
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers