fast-laned
When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
fast lane
a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to competition
Life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.
Fast Lane
The lane; which is commonly to the left of all traffic, used for passing especially when one would wish to speed
You could pass him in the fast lane.
fast lane
The area between a womans breasts.
I threw some paper right into her fast lane, 10 points!
life in the fast lane
To lead a risk-filled, thrill-seeking, hedonistic lifestyle. Also the title of a song by the musical group The Eagles.
"Simplify. Simplify. Simplify. If I keep saying it to myself, then one day it just might be second nature. Until then, I'll consciously decide that I'm going to get out of the fast lane and enjoy my life."
-T. Suzanne Eller
-T. Suzanne Eller
Camping the fast lane
When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.
"What is with all the traffic?"
"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"
"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"
Fast-Lane Parktard
The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!