Fast Loser
Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.
John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!