Fastread
When you see a sign, advertising, etc. and read it very quickly, the words you thought you read are not the actual words.
Example: *seeing a sign about Miller Beer*
Me: did that sign read enjoy the taste of killer deer? Oh dang, Miller Beer. Sorry, I fastread that.
Me: did that sign read enjoy the taste of killer deer? Oh dang, Miller Beer. Sorry, I fastread that.