Fast Sunglasses
Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.
“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”
“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”
“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”