Fatassing
To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
Fatassing
Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.
Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?
A: Oh I'm just fatassing around
Q: Well don't it's annoying.
A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
A: Oh I'm just fatassing around
Q: Well don't it's annoying.
A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.
Fatassing
When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
fatassed
When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.
Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!
Fatass
A person who is extremely overweight and won’t stop eating.
Jaron Schiowitz is a perfect example of someone who is fat. He is also a really big fatass.
Fatassed
verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)
to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.
(fat-ass-ed)
to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.
Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.
fatassive
Simple really, fat+ass+massive. Hence the word fatassive
"Wow, look at that fatassive chick!"