fat bitchery
to put it simply, it's a more specific form of the word "fuckery." in this case, referring to the fuckery of the world's obese population.
Thing 1: if i suck your dick and it tastes like honey mustard, i will marry you and have your children.
Thing 2: what the hell kind of fat bitchery is this??
Thing 2: what the hell kind of fat bitchery is this??