Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus
A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.