fathawk
when a person has a raised and pronounced stripe of fat in the middle of his/her stomach
the fathawk is similar to the style of a mohawk on one's head except this is NEVER intentional
fathawk
An overly optimistic Seattle Seahawk's fan, who incessantly "squawks" at the team's bad play.
My friend Dino was a real fathawk this past weekend, making fun of Koren Robinson's poor performance.
Fathawk
A fat version of Stephen Hawking who enjoys masturbating in socks and transitioning genders all while feverishly hating the very existence of Donald Trump.
Dont be a Fathawk