father christmas
An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.
a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.
Father Christmas
One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head
When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better
That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.
father my christmas
an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents