Father Gable
The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.
Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."